instead of watching the fast and furious you should be meditating on why the earth is so vast and curious
instead of watching the fast and furious you should be meditating on why the earth is so vast and curious
call my girl’s hole the car door the way i’m slamming my penis in it
“im joking”
- the joker
i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information
using this like a signature banner under all of my posts from now on
I love my husbeast so fucking much
compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet